Weekend Update: Trend Forecasters on Today's Most Popular Trends - SNL

 TRACKING CONSUMER DATA HAS

NEVER BEEN MORE DIFFICULT, WHICH

MAKES PURCHASING TRENDS EVEN

HARDER TO PREDICT.

HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT ARE TWO

TREND FORECASTERS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GOOD EVENING, MICHAEL.

GOOD EVENING.

HOW DO YOU GUYS PREDICT

TODAY'S MOST POPULAR TRENDS?

WELL, WE HAVE 4,000

COMPUTERS.

THEY'RE ALL BIG, THEY ALL MAKE

CHARTS AND THEY BEEP LOUD.

THE NUMBERS ARE IN.

AND THE TRENDS OF TODAY HAVE

BEEN CAST.

HERE IS --

 Both: THE REPORT.

 OUR FIRST CATEGORY IS --

 Both: FASHION TRENDS.

 IN, SHIRT TOO BIG FOR BODY.

IN, HAT TOO SMALL FOR HEAD.

IN, MALE CLEAVAGE.

 AND OUT --

 Both: SHINY SHOE.

SHINY SHOE, YOU'RE OUT.

SO GO BACK TO HELL.

 STOP FLAUNTING YOUR WEALTH,

SHINY SHOE.

 WE'RE FIGHTING A VIRUS.

IF I SEE YOU IN THE STREET,

I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FACE.

GO TO BED, BITCH.

DAMN, SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS

HATE SHINY SHOES.

 SHH.

SHH!

WE HAVE OUR NEXT CATEGORY.

Both: MEN TRENDS.

IN, DRY, CALLOUSED FEET.

IN, DOING THE DAMN DISHES.

IN, SOBBING.

AND OUT --

Both: MOVIE POSTERS AS DECOR.

 MOVIE POSTERS AS DECOR, GET

EFFED.

ARE YOU A BAND-AID?

'CAUSE I WANT TO RIP YOU OFF.

OH, GROW UP, "PULP FICTION"

POSTER AND BE A DAMN PAINTING.

 MOVIE POSTERS AS DECOR --

Both: GO TO BED!

 WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP SENDING

THINGS TO BED?

BECAUSE!

WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEND THEM

TO DEATH!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WE'RE TALKING TRENDS.

EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY.

WE HAVE OUR NEXT CATEGORY.

Both: BABY TRENDS.

 IN, WEARING THE SMALLEST

SOCKS THEY MAKE.

 IN, BEING TWINS.

 IN, BEING BURPED BY A FRIEND.

 AND OUT --

 Both: DUMPING IN THEIR PANTS

AND SAYING NOTHING!

 BABY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

THAT'S INSANE.

THIS IS A SOCIETY.

EATING CHEERIOS WITH A DUMP ON

YOUR ASS, NO.

THESE QUIET LEGENDS NEED TO

SPEAK UP.

THEIR SILENCE IS DEAFENING.

GET IN YOUR BED THAT IS ALSO

A JAIL.

 I'M SORRY.

I -- I -- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THERE'S NO TIME TO

UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE IT'S TIME

FOR FUTURE TRENDS.

IN, EUPHORIA, THE FEELING.

AND, UH-OH, BACK FROM HELL,

IT'S SHINY SHOES.

CONGRATULATIONS, SHOE.

WHAT ABOUT THE THINGS THAT

ARE GOING TO BE OUT?

WELL, MICHAEL, THE COMPUTER

ONLY OUSTED THREE TRENDS.

AND YOU KNOW THAT THEY ALL

HAVE TO BE BANISHED TO HELL FOR

BEING OUT.

OUT IS CAT-EYE GLASSES.

FIDGET SPINNERS.

AND MICHAEL CHE!

NO!

THE TREND FORECASTERS,

EVERYBODY.

Both: GO TO BED, BITCH.

GO TO BED.

 AMAZING.